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  • vgcatsfan: so dam true
    March 01, 2015, 01:39:20 PM
  • Boogie Bear: Michael Bay would jizz-splode.
    March 01, 2015, 12:23:24 AM
  • vgcatsfan: i thought one of the tranfourmers would try to suduce a gundum while my sister said a gundum would be a tranfourmer.
    February 28, 2015, 11:31:45 PM
  • Wade Cable: Explosions and wub wub in slow motion?
    February 28, 2015, 09:21:04 PM
  • vgcatsfan: question! transfourmers meet gundum wing. what would happen?
    February 28, 2015, 09:04:08 PM
  • Wade Cable: He still hates us regularly on Facebook, but that's just not the same
    February 28, 2015, 05:01:12 PM
  • vgcatsfan: lol ya i miss those days
    February 27, 2015, 08:26:47 PM
  • Kevin Cox: Y'see, this is where Smasho would come in and tell us he hates us all... Ahh, it takes me back...
    February 24, 2015, 08:44:42 AM
  • raeleus: My thoughts ambiguously.
    February 24, 2015, 07:04:18 AM
  • Kevin Cox: The feeling is, specifically, mutual.
    February 23, 2015, 12:57:02 PM
  • Boogie Bear: ...not you, specifically, but others
    February 22, 2015, 02:07:55 PM
  • Boogie Bear: Well, some of you guys
    February 22, 2015, 02:07:42 PM
  • Boogie Bear: I still love you guys
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  • vgcatsfan: moo
    January 19, 2015, 03:30:22 AM
  • vgcatsfan: have you hugged your creeper today?
    December 13, 2014, 09:17:49 PM
  • Boogie Bear: No, but I did have a nice moment with some stinging nettles.
    November 21, 2014, 09:12:22 PM
  • Suho: Have you hugged your porcupine today?
    November 19, 2014, 12:43:29 PM
  • vgcatsfan: well i was forced to do a full fleged format reload on my computer. now i can't watch youtube vids for some reason
    October 31, 2014, 02:19:37 AM
  • Kevin Cox: You only say that because you're no good at it :)
    October 29, 2014, 02:08:49 AM
  • vgcatsfan: meh rl sucks anyways
    October 24, 2014, 02:58:45 AM

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The Malton Zookeepers

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The Malton Zookeepers (=TMZ=)

Who are The Malton Zookeepers?? For centuries, people and Masons alike have looked at the stars and pondered this question, yet the answer always eluded them. Perhaps it was because the people that would ponder such a question were all blitzed out of their skulls on whatever the drug of choice was at the time. Or maybe it was because the Zookeepers were founded in 2005. No one is really sure, and fewer people actually care.

The Malton Zookeepers were originally formed in a city named Malton, in a free-to-play MMORPG called Urban Dead. The game is best played with a means of communication, and thus an online forum was born. It became a forum unlike any other, where posts about topics other than the game greatly outnumbered those about the game. The threads are often hilarious, occasionally poignant, and always full of immense amounts of harassment that can only pass between a group of good friends.

As Urban Dead has waned in popularity, The Malton Zookeepers have chosen to retain their connection to a fictional zoo in a fictional City in name only. We are boldly pushing into a new realm the online gaming social club. Here you may talk about any game you choose. You may find several Zookeepers play the game, or even entice a few to try a new one. Being good at the game is not important; its the experience of playing with people you know and on rare occasions respect. You may also discuss the events of the day, the great meal or beverage you had the night before, the excellent movie you just saw, the cool website you just found, or just vent your frustration at a world that does not appreciate the contributions of us dedicated gamers.

We open our doors to all: the Urban Dead refugees who want to keep tabs on old friends and enemies, the Left 4 Dead and Team Fortress 2 players that have had the fortune (or misfortune) of playing with us, the EVE Online pilots that need a support group for their addiction, or people just looking for a forum to peruse when the clock slows to a crawl.

So register for an account and spend some time with us. If you enjoy what you see, can tolerate the company, and would like to enter into our eternal quest for humor and the perfect gaming experience, apply for membership in the "Join Us!" thread.

Fair warning, we are a community that respects our differences and keeps our discussions sarcastic but good-natured. We are a group of friends before all other things, and our merciless BADMINs and their banhammers will see that it stays that way.


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