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    April 16, 2014, 09:49:18 PM
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  • FlyingSpaghettiMnstr: It's a line from a funny movie.
    April 15, 2014, 10:50:18 PM
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    April 15, 2014, 07:39:45 PM
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    April 15, 2014, 03:47:13 AM
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    April 15, 2014, 03:46:08 AM
  • FlyingSpaghettiMnstr: my nipples look like milkduds.
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    April 10, 2014, 09:13:56 PM
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    April 10, 2014, 09:13:28 PM
  • Kevin Cox: Well then, forget about Pokemon and go off and read up on your Pokethulhu.
    April 10, 2014, 06:28:39 AM
  • vgcatsfan: i worry if there would be a nother poke gen as there relly running out of ideas for pokemon. an example is a fairy/steel tipe that just a key ring.
    April 09, 2014, 02:27:17 PM
  • Kevin Cox: You'll be eating your words when my recommendations of Pimpoise, Dollfin and Dominorca turn up in the next game.
    April 08, 2014, 07:36:25 AM
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    April 08, 2014, 02:45:30 AM
  • Kevin Cox: Pokefact#56932: During design, the characters Mew and Mewtwo were not originally cat-based psychic Pokemon, but cow-based, under the names Moo and Mootwo.
    April 07, 2014, 04:14:38 AM
  • vgcatsfan: moo
    April 04, 2014, 12:18:49 PM

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The Malton Zookeepers

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The Malton Zookeepers (=TMZ=)

Who are The Malton Zookeepers?? For centuries, people and Masons alike have looked at the stars and pondered this question, yet the answer always eluded them. Perhaps it was because the people that would ponder such a question were all blitzed out of their skulls on whatever the drug of choice was at the time. Or maybe it was because the Zookeepers were founded in 2005. No one is really sure, and fewer people actually care.

The Malton Zookeepers were originally formed in a city named Malton, in a free-to-play MMORPG called Urban Dead. The game is best played with a means of communication, and thus an online forum was born. It became a forum unlike any other, where posts about topics other than the game greatly outnumbered those about the game. The threads are often hilarious, occasionally poignant, and always full of immense amounts of harassment that can only pass between a group of good friends.

As Urban Dead has waned in popularity, The Malton Zookeepers have chosen to retain their connection to a fictional zoo in a fictional City in name only. We are boldly pushing into a new realm the online gaming social club. Here you may talk about any game you choose. You may find several Zookeepers play the game, or even entice a few to try a new one. Being good at the game is not important; its the experience of playing with people you know and on rare occasions respect. You may also discuss the events of the day, the great meal or beverage you had the night before, the excellent movie you just saw, the cool website you just found, or just vent your frustration at a world that does not appreciate the contributions of us dedicated gamers.

We open our doors to all: the Urban Dead refugees who want to keep tabs on old friends and enemies, the Left 4 Dead and Team Fortress 2 players that have had the fortune (or misfortune) of playing with us, the EVE Online pilots that need a support group for their addiction, or people just looking for a forum to peruse when the clock slows to a crawl.

So register for an account and spend some time with us. If you enjoy what you see, can tolerate the company, and would like to enter into our eternal quest for humor and the perfect gaming experience, apply for membership in the "Join Us!" thread.

Fair warning, we are a community that respects our differences and keeps our discussions sarcastic but good-natured. We are a group of friends before all other things, and our merciless BADMINs and their banhammers will see that it stays that way.

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