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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1200 on: December 05, 2012, 07:47:28 AM »
It's been a bad year for dopes, BP. Sure, overall dopism has been on the rise, but the market's been flooded by mediocre dopes readily disowned even by those closest to them. There have been too few standouts from a very large crowd. Even during formal idiocy competitions, like the Republican Rape Comment Championships in the run up to the last US election, the overall level of innovation and commitment to 100% total fracking shitforbrainsism has been poor.

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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1201 on: December 05, 2012, 07:57:37 AM »
Until now! Im here for change and with the voices of all of you,we can build this thread new,shinier and better than it ever was!

Thank you all for all the woahs!, congratulations, advices and words of encouragement!

How though, does that qaulify you as the "dope of the week"? Did you think she was getting larger because she was eating too much?

I was promised a beautifull babby but what i got is more like a Winston Churchill miniature edition...

Im fine now thanks to an odly named Zookeeper. I dont know his name but its Azer- something if hes still at the party someone give him a beer.

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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1202 on: December 05, 2012, 08:43:11 AM »
I say you have a winner right there.

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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1203 on: December 05, 2012, 09:23:33 AM »
I was promised a beautifull babby but what i got is more like a Winston Churchill miniature edition...

A minnie Winnie, eh?

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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1204 on: December 05, 2012, 03:07:45 PM »
90% of babbys look like Churchill, Aetz. It's the oversized cheeks. And the cigar.

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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1205 on: December 05, 2012, 07:53:34 PM »
If he only could manage to hold his speeches at a time im not asleep...
Im fine now thanks to an odly named Zookeeper. I dont know his name but its Azer- something if hes still at the party someone give him a beer.

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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1206 on: December 06, 2012, 04:24:10 AM »
My sisters new babby fights Hitler on regular basis, but only to be re-elected.

Conga rats Aetz! You're doper than most of us!
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1207 on: December 06, 2012, 05:18:10 AM »

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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1208 on: December 06, 2012, 09:31:48 AM »
I really feel that Smasho is threatening those with children.

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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1209 on: January 18, 2013, 11:27:01 AM »
I really feel that Smasho is threatening those with children.

I think that, given a choice, Smasho would probably prefer to threaten them with a knife or just his bare fists.  Not children.


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Re: This Week's Biggest Dope
« Reply #1210 on: January 18, 2013, 09:52:12 PM »
While this is, in general, true, I find that threatening people with children adds an extra delightful layer of disturbing.