Join The Malton Zookeepers

[El Keeterino]

The Malton Zookeepers (=TMZ=) was a group created by players in a free-to-play browser-based multi-player game called Urban Dead. Initially started in 2005, the Zookeepers are best known for our easygoing attitude, sarcastic and sometimes (Well, maybe often) self-depreciating humor. Over the years we've expanded our ventures into other games and will continue to do so since we're thoroughly addicted to gaming of all types.

Have you spent time as a guest and like what you see? Did you forget to take you medication and you're not really sure what you're doing? Either way, this is the thread to join us in our our eternal quest for humor and the perfect gaming experience.

Please post your request and we'll give you access shortly.  

[The Puns]

I'd like to take this opportunity to continue the age-old Zookeeper tradition of derailing the "Join Us" thread.


"Flabbergasted" is one of my favorite words. So is "expunge".


That is all.

[The Guy from NotAmerica]

My favourite Italian word is francobollo.

[The Puns]

My favorite Italian word is "Spumante".

I also really enjoy "Flibbertigibbet" a great deal.

[The Guy from NotAmerica]

You are sparkling! 

[The Zoo's Token Deity]

You know what isn't used nearly as much as it should be? The term "Willy-nilly".

[The Pie]

You can't just go throwing it around at random, though.

You can't just use a term like that without care and planning.

It has to be deliberate. It has to be meaningful.

[The Hate]

So you're telling me it's not a term to use half-cocked?

[The Puns]

I look at the ensuing mayhem, and I am pleased.

[El Keeterino]

I'd like to take this opportunity to continue the age-old Zookeeper tradition of derailing the "Join Us" thread.


"Flabbergasted" is one of my favorite words. So is "expunge".


That is all.

You know as a moderator you can't do that anymore.....you actually have to work. 

[The Puns]

 

[The Troll Master]

You know as a moderator you can't do that anymore.....you actually have to work. 

LIES!

[SMG141]

Looks like I'll have to keep the tradition from dieing out!

* Henchy Fraggle summons all his trolling skills

Pushing Dasies is the worst program ever made. Its so unfunny and the storyline is rubbish. This isn't helped by the fact that the narrator is supposed to make what's happening sound like it has a bit more character and drama, but instead it just sounds like some shitty melodramatic fetid dingoes' kidneys that is the reason TV is so terrible these days. Its one of those All-American programs with a guy that makes apple pies and that kind of fetid dingoes' kidneys. I guess it was made so that all the people who live in small towns can watch it after playing some American Football (Which is basically just a pussy version of rugby) while drinking soda pop like all those All-American morons do. And then theres the fact that the so called 'humour' of the show is so dreadfully boring. all the jokes are all shitty generic 'jokes' that all comedies like this sort have. They've stolen a Canada of a lot off desperate houswives comedy wise, only made it even worse than that god awful show. And the whole idea of someone being-in-love-with-someone-who's-been-dead-and-then-bringing-them-back-to-life-and-them-happening-to-be-their-first-kiss is ok(ish) to begin with, but then they just over-egged the pudding when it came to coincidences and the whole thing began sliding into the absymal pit of absolutely appalingly bad programs. In fact, if I was forced to watch more than 2 episodes in a row, I'd probably die right there and then.

That good enough?

[The BBQ Sauce]

Perhaps if this was a Pushing Daisies fan forum. I'm not really sure what you're even going on about.

[The Troll Master]

Amateur!